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askboxmemes:

In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.

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awesomephilia:

“My 91 yr old grandpa decided he’d be the Mayor from the Powerpuff girls for Halloween.” (via)

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shubbabang:

Karkat no they always go for the ones that scare easily

haha this one is just kinda dumb

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Reblog if you want smut in your inbox.

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dawnofthedishes:

it’s ready
now i photobomb people on campus
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tutur3z1:

So I went on omegle as Roxy tonight
That was fun
I made someone cry though
And some guy tried to scare me, but I ended up scaring him.
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